It’s the one song people seem to know and i can’t find it. So here it is (again maybe):
We’ll be returning to Dingbatz in Clifton NJ on February 8th. It looks like we’re the first band up, so our older fans can be home before bedtime. Further information can be found on the “tour” page.
So in the 2HTS community there’s a running argument concerning whether there should be a break for everyone to use the john before the listening party starts. Since it’s late in Europe, they tend to want to start right away. All that having been said, the theme for the 300th Two Hour Track Sunday was “Toilet Break”. You can hear a poorly played hulusi, a Chinese gourd flute, on the right channel. I got drunk and bought one on Amazon and decided to use it for no reason other than that i had one.
gotta take a piss
i gotta tinkle and sprinkle
and smooth out all of these wrinkles
gotta stream it
and steam it
and when i'm done i'll clean it
gotta empty my bladder
before it gets much fatter
gotta take a piss
sure hope i don't miss
toilet break
gotta take a piss
i'm dancin and prancin
and hoppin where i'm standin
drippin in my pants and
i can't wait for this line
to unwind
it's too long
my balls are full of pee
gotta get it outta me
gotta take a piss
sure hope i don't miss
toilet break
We’re rehearsing for our show at Desmond’s Tavern in NY on 1/11/2020, hope to see anyone there!
-N
I hope everyone had a merry Christmas and I wish you all a happy New Year!
Fo 2HTS #299 they gave us a theme of Christmas Tree Lights, so I threw a little something together with guitar, B3, bass, drums and vox. It’s a bit disjointed and you can hear the tempo kind of drag early on, but I try to post these warts and all… otherwise how could anyone appreciate the tracks that actual come out fairly decent?
I’d like to remind everyone that This Complete Breakfast has a gig at Desmond’s Tavern in New York City on 1/11/2020 at 11pm.
Christmas Time!
Ready for festivities
neon lit nativity
electro techno ministry
Bow before the altar of Christmas lights
Ten million LEDs illuminate the night
Christmas Tree!
Standing in your living room
shining brightly through the gloom
here today and gone too soon
Bow before the altar of Christmas Lights
Ten million LEDs illuminate the night
I’m back to my old tricks, as it were. Two guitar tracks, one bass track, drums and vocals… and I find a way to make the lyrics asinine (pun most certainly intended). The theme for this week was “Crisps” which is the British word for potato chips.
In other news, This Complete Breakfast will be playing at Desmond’s Tavern on January 11th, 2020. We’re set to go on at 11pm, I’ll put a link to the venue in the Tour page.
Once you pop
you cannot stop
you cannot stop
stuffing your face
Once you pop
you will not stop
you will not stop
stuffing your face
New ingredient
they introduce a fat-free chip
only one side effect
ANAL LEAKAGE
Once it pops
you cannot stop
you cannot stop it
soiling your pants
Once it pops
it will not stop
it will not stop
until it soils your pants
New ingredient
they introduce a fat-free chip
only one side effect
ANAL LEAKAGE