This Complete Breakfast has been doing more open mics and putting together new material for our 5/16 show at Dingbatz (opening for Straight From Hell, the Clash tribute band we opened up for in our inaugural show there). I finally got around to doing another 2HTS, this week’s theme was sushi.

I will note that the noisy guitar is the Squier Jaguar and i was thinking, “why do i never use this guitar to record"?” Well, i found out the hard way.

What's that smell?
is it fish?
from there the tentacles dwell?
where the mud shark lives?

Salivation
salvation
suction cups spreading thighs
Japanese cartoon porn

carp -ey diem
wipe if off
eat the tissue
hide your shame

Salivation
salvation
suction cups spreading thighs
Japanese cartoon porn

TCB is getting ready for that give on 2/8 but I found time to write a couple of new tracks for 2HTS, the themes were Tiny Houses and Mars, respectively.

Cap’n Flakes has been squirrelly of late, but we’re hoping to get him back to doing these soon.

It’s the one song people seem to know and i can’t find it. So here it is (again maybe):

We’ll be returning to Dingbatz in Clifton NJ on February 8th. It looks like we’re the first band up, so our older fans can be home before bedtime. Further information can be found on the “tour” page.

So in the 2HTS community there’s a running argument concerning whether there should be a break for everyone to use the john before the listening party starts. Since it’s late in Europe, they tend to want to start right away. All that having been said, the theme for the 300th Two Hour Track Sunday was “Toilet Break”. You can hear a poorly played hulusi, a Chinese gourd flute, on the right channel. I got drunk and bought one on Amazon and decided to use it for no reason other than that i had one.

gotta take a piss
i gotta tinkle and sprinkle
and smooth out all of these wrinkles
gotta stream it
and steam it
and when i'm done i'll clean it
gotta empty my bladder
before it gets much fatter
gotta take a piss
sure hope i don't miss
toilet break

gotta take a piss
i'm dancin and prancin
and hoppin where i'm standin
drippin in my pants and
i can't wait for this line
to unwind
it's too long
my balls are full of pee
gotta get it outta me
gotta take a piss
sure hope i don't miss
toilet break

We’re rehearsing for our show at Desmond’s Tavern in NY on 1/11/2020, hope to see anyone there!

-N