I'm not too proud of this one

They gave us a theme of ‘Pilgrim’ and for some reason all I could fixate on was a pilgrimage to an gentlemen’s club in the daytime when things aren’t exactly at their best.

Also a reminder that we’ll be streaming live on 9/12/2020 at 7pm EDT!

sure, this time I remember to copy the lyrics over…

journey of enlightenment

in your pants a tent

singles to be spent

instead of paying rent

daytime trip the titty bar

try to ignore that appendectomy scar

the dancers over the hill but they go so far

on a pilgrimage to the go-go bar

voyage to expand your mind

see the cellulite on their behinds

it's 2PM good time to unwind

spread the cash around you're being kind

daytime trip the titty bar

try to ignore that appendectomy scar

the dancers over the hill but they go so far

on a pilgrimage to the go-go bar

blowies in a filthy mens room

grabbing saggy tits

a lapdance from someone's grandma

your spirit has been cleansed

daytime trip the titty bar

try to ignore that appendectomy scar

the dancers over the hill but they go so far

on a pilgrimage to the go-go bar

Jason Gallagher
New Song and New Streaming Show!

This Complete Breakfast will be streaming again on Facebook in the near future (9/12). More details once I figure out where the link is.

This week’s theme was “Honeybee”:

Jason Gallagher
Two Songs

A couple weeks back we had a theme of Masks and then today we had a theme of Playing Cards. So, you et one serious song and one silly song.

Jason Gallagher
Scotch

We had a theme of ‘Scottish Highlands’ so I wrote a song from the perspective of someone who only likes highland malts. Personally, I like Lagavulin best. I used a flying V I built from a kit and installed an arcade kill-switch on. It was a cheap kit and i suspect the pickups weren’t dipped in wax because it squeals whenever i’m not playing. That’ll go into the Mark IV upgrade, I still have to replace the tuners and nut first.

Jason Gallagher