It was my annual Halloween Theme so I picked “The Restless Spirits of Dead Children”.
This Complete Breakfast will be playing to a %25 capacity crowd at Dingbatz on 11/14. More details to follow.
First things first- This Complete Breakfast will be livestreaming on Wednesday, October 21st at 7pm EDT on our youtube channel.
This week we had a theme of ‘Gnomes’. I’d been away for awhile so I decided to get back to basics.
There's ho place like gnome
beware when we roam
we'll sneak up behind you
crack open your dome
there's ho place like gnome
we'll enter your home
crawl up your pant leg
and give you our foam
pointy hats exploring your crotch
filthy beards getting you hot
tiny fingers all up inside
little legs take you on a ride
there's ho place like gnome
so get on your phone
call your friends over
and let it be known that
there's ho place like gnome
it's time for the bone
so spread those sweet ass-cheeks
and feel how it's grown
pointy hats exploring your crotch
filthy beards getting you hot
tiny fingers all up inside
little legs take you on a ride
perverted gnomes stole my girlfriend
perverted gnomes took her away from me
perverted gnomes stole my girlfriend
perverted gnomes just like me
We got a theme of Marianas Trench, using a clip of James Cameron going to the bottom in his submersible. I was reminded of a South Park episode (Raising the Bar S16E9) and took the chorus lyrics from his speech. This is my first time using New Standard tuning, I may try it again in the future just because it opens up some new possibilities.
They gave us a theme of “Leet Speak” this week so I went with ancient memes in my lyrics…
S0M3B0DY S3T US UP TH3 B0MB!!11
M4IN SCR33N TURN 0N
4LL YU0R B4S3 4R3 B3L0NG T0 US!!!!1
M4K3 YU0R TIM3
F0R GR34T JUSTIC3
MILLHU0S3 WILL N3V3R B3 4 M3M3
YU0 C4N’T 3V3N TRIF0RC3
4ND WHY 4IN’T YU0R T3XT GR33N??//?
MILLHU0S3 C4N N3V3R B3 4 M3M3
YU0 JUST G0T DUCK-R0LL3D!!!!111
I S33 IT 0N YU0R SCR33N
They gave us a theme of ‘Pilgrim’ and for some reason all I could fixate on was a pilgrimage to an gentlemen’s club in the daytime when things aren’t exactly at their best.
Also a reminder that we’ll be streaming live on 9/12/2020 at 7pm EDT!
sure, this time I remember to copy the lyrics over…
journey of enlightenment
in your pants a tent
singles to be spent
instead of paying rent
daytime trip the titty bar
try to ignore that appendectomy scar
the dancers over the hill but they go so far
on a pilgrimage to the go-go bar
voyage to expand your mind
see the cellulite on their behinds
it's 2PM good time to unwind
spread the cash around you're being kind
daytime trip the titty bar
try to ignore that appendectomy scar
the dancers over the hill but they go so far
on a pilgrimage to the go-go bar
blowies in a filthy mens room
grabbing saggy tits
a lapdance from someone's grandma
your spirit has been cleansed
daytime trip the titty bar
try to ignore that appendectomy scar
the dancers over the hill but they go so far
on a pilgrimage to the go-go bar