I have two songs that I’ve been sitting on because every time I get in front of my computer it’s to work on The This Complete Breakfast Holiday Special! Yes, that will be a thing. It’s due to be released on 12/23, perhaps a touch earlier if editing goes well. Or a touch later if it doesn’t.

We’ll be streaming as TCB tomorrow at 7pmEDT as part of COGIG: https://www.facebook.com/groups/givinggigs apparently it’s aiming for the Guinness record for largest or longest streaming event.

Two weeks ago we had a strange theme that involved some participants being labelled as ‘spies’ and having to guess the location where they were meeting. It was odd, and was even odder because i somehow managed to guess, from a list of 51 options, the actual location. Which confused everyone. Anyway, it’s about libraries. And then today we had Avocado Toast again so I wrote a song about Avogadro Number, sort of. All my guitars and such are downstairs in prep for tomorrow.

I’m not proud of this particular mess at all. They gave me a theme of ‘Coconuts’ and I wrote a song about tits. Then the solo was so poorly done at the end that after I’d turned off my amp I realized it needed to be rerecorded so it’s a terrible sounding stock logic amp sound. But, hey, I’m not going to hide the garbage because this way the other run-of-the-mill garbage sounds better in comparison!!

A couple weeks back we had a theme of Couch Potato and I got a little experimental. Our Dingbatz show was cancelled but maybe next year we’ll start playing gigs again. There’s a potential for more live streams now that I figured out how to use OBS. The Manatee Blood Frenzy did a test stream to make sure it worked and everything appears to be fine, other than some hiccups with starting it up and my face being front-and-center while I realize, like the doddering old man that I am, that it was in fact already streaming.

It was my annual Halloween Theme so I picked “The Restless Spirits of Dead Children”.

This Complete Breakfast will be playing to a %25 capacity crowd at Dingbatz on 11/14. More details to follow.

First things first- This Complete Breakfast will be livestreaming on Wednesday, October 21st at 7pm EDT on our youtube channel.

This week we had a theme of ‘Gnomes’. I’d been away for awhile so I decided to get back to basics.

There's ho place like gnome

beware when we roam

we'll sneak up behind you

crack open your dome

there's ho place like gnome

we'll enter your home

crawl up your pant leg

and give you our foam

pointy hats exploring your crotch

filthy beards getting you hot

tiny fingers all up inside

little legs take you on a ride

there's ho place like gnome

so get on your phone

call your friends over

and let it be known that

there's ho place like gnome

it's time for the bone

so spread those sweet ass-cheeks 

and feel how it's grown

pointy hats exploring your crotch

filthy beards getting you hot

tiny fingers all up inside

little legs take you on a ride

perverted gnomes stole my girlfriend

perverted gnomes took her away from me

perverted gnomes stole my girlfriend

perverted gnomes just like me