I had the brilliant idea to use a drum machine on last week’s track… but when i was done, with almost no time remaining, I realized that it didn’t fit at all. You can hear it at the beginning and end, in between i threw in some live drums that only got one take. The them was ‘wrinkles’.
I have somehow managed to not update this while under quarantine… mostly because i’ve been learning to build guitars from kits and also because I’m lazy. There’s been nothing to distract from 2HTS, though, so I’ve got three songs to add.
The first theme we got was toilet paper, so I wrote this:
conserve your toilet tissue
use both sides
you have to stockpile toilet paper
to prove you're wise
after devastation by Chinese Space AIDS
we will rise up and organize paper product raids
conserve your toilet paper
use your hand
or be like a kitty cat
wipe with sand
toilet tissue running out
my filthy butthole makes me shout,
"why weren't we prepared?!"
squeeze the Charmin you must die
don't you bother asking why
we weren't prepared
after devastation by Chinese Space AIDS
we will rise up and organize paper product raids
Since This Complete Breakfast hasn’t been able to rehearse, I reorganized the jam space we have in my living room to try playing everything at once live in one take. Working a kick drum, doing vocals, playing chords on a keyboard with my right hand and fretting notes on the guitar with my left all at once sounds easy. It is not. So, you can hear me lose the tempo in spots but it was fun to try. I ordered a dedicated drum machine and a bass synth to try this again with a little less multitasking. The theme was Raspberries:
raspberries are sour
raspberries are tart
raspberries get blown
it sounds like a fart
ohhhh raspberries
stick out your tongue
between your lips
add a little air
and a lot of spit
ohhhh raspberries
Finally, we had a theme of Cornflakes. I went back to my roots of trying to make any theme I’m given into a ‘dirty’ song. I think I succeeded.
It's the most important meal of the day...
Whip out your udders
it's time to make breakfast
this cereal's dry
fill the bowl with breast milk!
why do you make that face?
There's none left in the fridge
i can't enjoy my cornflakes
unless they have been drenched
aim your nipple at the middle of the bowl
squeeze your titty until milk comes out the hole (X2)
My corn flakes need some milk! (X3)
and you're the one that makes it
i don't think it's fair
to say the baby will go hungry
so please show that you care
you make enough to share
all that i am asking
is for you to do your part
helping me make breakfast
is that a bridge too far?
aim your nipple at the middle of the bowl
squeeze your titty until milk comes out the hole (X3)
My cornflakes need some milk!
and you're the one that makes it... Guitar!
Stay safe everyone!
I was doing the setup for Special K’s oilcan guitar and decided to use it to test the intonation and playability. The theme this week was “Moose”…
This Complete Breakfast has been doing more open mics and putting together new material for our 5/16 show at Dingbatz (opening for Straight From Hell, the Clash tribute band we opened up for in our inaugural show there). I finally got around to doing another 2HTS, this week’s theme was sushi.
I will note that the noisy guitar is the Squier Jaguar and i was thinking, “why do i never use this guitar to record"?” Well, i found out the hard way.
What's that smell?
is it fish?
from there the tentacles dwell?
where the mud shark lives?
Salivation
salvation
suction cups spreading thighs
Japanese cartoon porn
carp -ey diem
wipe if off
eat the tissue
hide your shame
Salivation
salvation
suction cups spreading thighs
Japanese cartoon porn
TCB is getting ready for that give on 2/8 but I found time to write a couple of new tracks for 2HTS, the themes were Tiny Houses and Mars, respectively.
Cap’n Flakes has been squirrelly of late, but we’re hoping to get him back to doing these soon.